Some of the killer ones in my eyes have to be such classics as A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell which sounds like a somewhat twisted pornographic and animalistic film. Some however sounds too hilarious too even be true: Santa Clause conquers the Martians or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle.
Yet I feel they can be pardoned just for the simple hilarity of the concept, let alone the movie title. Additionally, I'm half tempted to actually watch these films just to be able to witness what would happen if Father Christmas took over Mars or people started to be attacked by tomatoes would actually consist of.
TV is no exception to this problem yet I've noticed that this year, it's no so much about bad titles, it's more that they are so idiotically simplistic than even a 5 year old would fair better. The sheer lamentable nature of these titles aren't even funny, thus doing everything possible to not make want to watch them. Take the show Guys with Kids, what is that? The concept sounds awful first of all but it does nothing to entice me into the show. I already know exactly what the show is going to be about without even bothering to watch it. One reviewer has actually suggested the title Motherfuckers instead, derogative it may be yet it's statement of truth and actually grabs your attention.
Like many of my posts, I've realized there's a pattern developing about my anger towards humanity's lack of direction and creativity and I'm ironically repeating my actions and should probably refrain from such posts in future. But then again, I believe in hypocrisy,
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