Lesbian Koalas

That's right, female koalas have now decided they're going to be lesbians. Ok, not all of them, but there have been cases in Australia, where some female koalas have resorted to homosexual activities instead of mating with their male counterparts.

Since this startling discovery, some scientists have suggested a few theories to why this behaviour has been developing. Some believe it's hormonal related, others stress related or merely to appear more attractive in males eyes.

I'm sorry but the last theories are just flabbergasting, is it just me or does they sound like a poorly scripted porno. I know koala bears are lazy, they sleep 22 hours a day due to the consummation of the eucalyptus leave which essentially gets them high, but seriously?
Are they that lazy to not only be turned on by lesbian activity but by lesbian koala bear orgies (that's something I've never thought I'd say).
I'm gonna stop here before it starts sounding sexist.

 Some reports have indicated having seen "multiple females mounted each other simultaneously" while adding up to "five female koalas" at one time.

By this point you've probably realized I've not really got a point to make about this story, but due to the hilarious nature of it, I just couldn't help but write about it.

And if you were expecting some kind of David Attenborough report about this and didn't get what you were hoping for, well I'm sorry.

To conclude, if I do have an actual intelligent point to make, it would be to show this to Fundamentalist Christians who believe homosexuality is a choice and unnatural. I don't know what more evidence you would need to demonstrate to prove these religious fanatics are wrong.

If you would like to read a more intellectually stimulating account of this story, I would strongly suggest reading The Independent's article, albeit the awful pun in the title.